Pregnant Chicken's Kick Ass Registry

This is similar to the one I had and I LOVED it. I liked that it rocked instead of bouncing AND it had a little vibration mode. Every person, young and old, should be issued one of these.

I think sound machines should be handed out with every baby. I like that this one hooks up to an iPod and doubles as a night light.

I am like an old Jewish Bubbie when it comes to humidity and I swear up and down that my kids don't get as sick when their rooms are like an Amazon rain forest.

I carried my two-and-a-half-year old son around on my back in one of these when I was 8 months pregnant with my second son. Pretty? Probably not, but it was surprisingly comfortable.

This seems to be a winner across the board when you look up car seats. I had this one and you'll get no complaints from me -- I thought it was great.

I love the look of these and I like an adult version, please.

If I did it again, I wouldn't buy shoes for an infant -- you know, real shoes -- because they fall off and they are a pain in the ass to get on.

These are great for covering up that gap between boots and pants in cold weather, crawling and potty training.

I mean, c'mon. How brilliant is this? My friend has one and it works like a charm.

I got a baby food book as a shower gift and I loved it. This one takes it a few steps further and talks about nutrition during pregnancy, breastfeeding, choosing a formula, etc. I love it.

I had a manual breast pump when I had my guys and it came in handy quite a bit. I'm sure it was chocked full of BPAs though so this bisphenol-free and WHO code compliant pump is probably a better option.

These things are fantastic. I even put ice cubes in it when my guys were teething. Just don't put banana in it (very gross).

This looks awesome.

I really liked my daphne bath chair but I had one of these and it worked pretty darn well at a fraction of the cost.

A friend bought me one of these and it was fantastic. It totally holds your little, wet ham in place while you wash them but they are free to splash around.

When you consider how much wipes are over the long run, these are probably a steal.

Honestly, this stuff is incredible. It must be made from fucking unicorn tears. I don't know what else to say.

This seems completely gross until you have a baby that can't breathe and then this is the best idea on the planet. Plus, it's made in Sweden and everybody knows that only good stuff comes from Sweden.

This is becoming a baby staple fast. You better have one.

I would stuff this book up my nose if it would fit. It is lovely, yummy and sweet.

These are great once your baby gets a little older. They float, stick to the bathtub wall and they aren't full of crap.

This is so smart that I'd like to attach one to my belt loop and my car keys. Sexy janitor style!